This guy is my favorite! Gilbert Keith Chesterton was an English writer, philosopher, lay theologian, and convert to the Catholic faith. He has been referred to as the "prince of paradox".  Time magazine observed of his writing style: "Whenever possible Chesterton made his points with popular sayings, proverbs, allegories—first carefully turning them inside out."
 
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people." - Chesterton